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By Alan Cohen



Author of
Living from the Heart


How to Goof Off

Recently I signed up with a new trash removal service which requires each rural customer to mark their address on their garbage cans. I bought a can of white spray paint, etched my street number on the plastic can, and drove it to the end of my road where I left the garbage. When I got home I was irked to notice that some of the white paint had rubbed off on the back of my seat; apparently it had not fully dried. I tried to remove the paint, but could not, it was stuck fast.

Over the next weeks and months every time I noticed the paint marks on the back of the seat, I felt foolish; the voice of judgment chided me, "If you had paid closer attention and left more time for the paint to dry, this wouldn't have happened. Now you have ruined your car seat, and every time you look at it, you are to be reminded of your carelessness." (Do you know this voice?)

Then one day I was in a hardware store with a friend who was looking for some paint. On a shelf I noticed a small can called "Goof Off", a remover of paint and other hard-to-get-out stains. I grabbed a can, took it home, and applied it to the defiant stain. To my delight, it worked. I now see this product - especially its name - as symbolic of forgiveness. The name acknowledges that you made a mistake ("goof") - but it also acknowledges that it can be undone ("off"). If you have been subject to the tyranny of guilt, this offers an especially important lesson. A Course in Miracles distinguishes between a sin and an error: a sin requires punishment, but an error simply requires correction. The Course goes on to tell us that we have made many errors, but we have never sinned. All of our sins ("Self-Inflicted Nonsense") are undone the moment we step into the healing light of love.

The story is told about a woman named Josephine who claimed to have daily conversations with Jesus. A cynical priest heard about this woman and sought to debunk her. He went to Josephine and asked her, "Is it true that you talk to Jesus every day?"

"Yes, I do," she answered affirmatively.

"Then the next time you talk to Jesus, would you ask him what was the sin I committed when I was in the seminary?" The priest left smugly, certain that he had cornered the charlatan into exposure.

A week later the priest returned and asked Josephine, "Did you ask Jesus what was my sin?"

"Yes, I did," she answered.

"And what did he say?" asked the priest.

"He said, He forgot."

There is no sin so heinous that it cannot be undone by regarding it through the eyes of compassion. Love has no consciousness of our sins; God sees us only as pure and innocent souls. It is we who have fabricated the concept of sin and crushed our life force under it. A Course in Miracles tells us that "God does not forgive because He never has condemned." In the inspiring movie Brother Sun, Sister Moon, the Pope tells St. Francis, "In our obsession with Original Sin, we have overlooked Original Innocence."

All self-judgment can be undone by recognizing that we deserve only love. I met a man who, during his senior year in college, was walking past the college bookstore where he saw a large display of yearbooks just outside the store. As this fellow had no money, he grabbed a book and kept walking. Over the next few days he began to feel guilty about his theft, and he decided to return the book and confess. He went to the bookstore manager and guiltily admitted, "I stole this book." The manager smiled and told him, "Come with me." The manager led the student to the display where there was a sign that the young man had not seen: "Free - please take one."

I am not suggesting that you go out and steal anything or hurt anyone. This true story serves as a metaphor: for every sin you can find about your life, God can find a way to forgive it. For every way you have separated yourself from love, higher consciousness reminds you that you have never for a moment been outside of love's embrace. And for every paint stain that you berate yourself for leaving, there is a can of Goof Off to remove it.

© Alan Cohen, June, 2000


Alan Cohen is a heart act to follow. One of the most inspirational writers and speakers in the new thought movement, his books, tapes, syndicated column, and transformational seminars have touched the lives of millions of people who have found the courage to believe in themselves and follow their dreams. Alan's first book, The Dragon Doesn't Live Here Anymore, has become a modern metaphysical classic, remaining on best-seller lists for eighteen years, and used as a college text and foundation for study groups. A survey of Unity ministers cited Dragon as "one of the decade's ten most influential books in the Unity movement." A selection from Dragon is included in Simon & Schuster's A Treasury of Light: The Best in New Age Literature.

A contributing writer for the New York Times #1 bestselling Chicken Soup for the Soul series, one of Alan's pieces has been produced as an episode on the Chicken Soup television series. His book of daily inspirational thoughts, A Deep Breath of Life, received the Body Mind Spirit Magazine Award of Excellence. Alan's books have been translated into ten foreign languages.

Each month Alan writes a column, From the Heart, which is syndicated in 40 magazines internationally. His interviews and articles have been celebrated in Science of Mind, Personal Transformation, New Woman, New Realities, Human Potential, and Visions magazines.

A frequent guest on national and local radio and television and a sought-out lecturer and seminar leader, Alan has delivered keynote addresses and workshops for personal development organizations throughout the United States, Europe, the former Soviet Union, Indonesia, Greece, and South America. He regularly guides groups on excursions to sacred sites such as Machu Picchu, Bali, and Egypt. Alan resides in Maui, Hawaii, where he conducts retreats in visionary living.

To order Alan's new book, Happily Even After, or request a free catalog featuring all 14 of of his inspirational books (including the award-winning , A Deep Breath of Life) tapes, and seminars, write to Hay House, P.O. Box, Carlsbad, CA 92018 or call 1 800 462 3013. Join Alan this November in Egypt! For further information contact 455A Kukuna Road, Haiku, HI 96708, (800) 568 3079, email: admin@alancohen.com. You can also check out Alan's web site at www.alancohen.com .

 
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